Thomas R. Callahan III

I once sold a car, collected my gold star, and went to the bar. Raising 3 sons to be warriors among men.

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

I hate basketball.

[✪ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣™️ @BBN_Bucky]

Dawg …. Angel Reese dribbles crazy 😭

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

I don’t fuck with people who move like this. I understand completely.

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

Cleveland #Guardians 2026 2nd Round MLB Draft Pick LHP Logan Schmidt has decided not to sign with the organization.

His statement on Instagram below.

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[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

Challenging an endurance athlete to a fight, cool bro? You’re so tough.

[Peter @cena17thszn]

When Sean Strickland went OFF on David Goggins 💀

"What I'm saying though Goggins is I'd beat the f*ck out of you so bad. My biggest anger with Goggins is he's always like, Stay hard. I'm tough, because you f*cking run"

"Let me hit you in the face and let's see how hard you stay, bro, because that d*ck is going limp quick"

"The moment you're like, Oh sh*t, I'm in danger. I'm getting f*cked up, the little bitch is going to show"

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

Correct I thought @nbc did a terrible job!

[Gage @GageEHC]

CBS golf coverage blows NBC out of the water.

NBC was a disaster all weekend. Even when the camera crews COULD track the ball, it was very difficult to pick up as it was landing.

[Drunk Norm @DrunkNorm]

Would be 6-8 months out for any world cup athlete

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

We In WV are celebrating right now lol

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

10 worst states to live in for 2026, per CNBC:

1. Tennessee
2. Texas
3. Indiana
4. Louisiana
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Missouri
8. Alabama
9. Oklahoma
10.Arkansas

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

@StubHub @GRAClENATION @gracieshq @GracieAbrUpdate @GracieAbramsBR CRIMINALS.

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

FUCK STUBHUB

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: SEC filings reveal StubHub’s founder operates a professional ticket reseller on the platform & helps finance other scalpers.

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

Could I make $8M last a lifetime? If anyone says no they need help.

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

Let’s go bucks!!!

[The Buckeye Takedown @BuckeyeTakedown]

Incoming freshman Antonio Mills takes down Iowa commit Paul Kenny 12-9 to repeat as Fargo champ 😤

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

The only explanation that makes sense! Lmao

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@TheNotoriousMMA your suits are too tight and likely cut off circulation to your brain

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

@ryanjfrederick @BmoreGraven @VeritasRevolt Caesar’s properties plenty of availability!

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

Can confirm about every Caesar’s property has plenty of availability (including suites, as I’m sure that would be Dana’s response “the rich guy ain’t looking for the same rooms we are”

[Ryan Frederick @ryanjfrederick]

There are 10 MGM properties that I can book a room for tonight right now. And that’s just MGM.

When you constantly lie about everything, you become to where nothing you ever say is the truth.

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

I need to start watching this girl get her revenge lol

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

That is pretty silly. They won a title with him there, first 1 in 10 years. What a horrible take, also, ungrateful ass Los Angeles. California is the WORST

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Derek Fisher on Bron:

“Many people didn’t love LeBron’s time in LA. A lot of people celebrated his departure.”

Many of my closest friends here in LA stopped being Laker fans when he came. Its hard to go from locked in Kobe to goofy “pick me” Bron ✌️

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

@latenightercom thought this was a cold open to his show or something lmao

[Thomas R. Callahan III @IanBodenhoff]

2 of the 4 things are false but ok

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

He went to Cal Berkeley
He works for NASA
He is a college professor
He is an active contributor in his communities

And this is in addition to being a multi-time All Star, Finals MVP and NBA Champion

He IS the smartest person in the room.