*At the bar*
Girl:
Me: so Jason Robertson just turned down 120 million
Girl: uhmm.. okay..
Me: yeah he could stay in Dallas. We don’t know. He could leave too
Girl: .. sure
Me: it’s like if he leaves Dallas, he won’t be there because he’ll be somewhere else
Girl:
Me: it’s not out there yet what he’s gonna do
Girl: ok
Me: if he does stay in Dallas it would mean he won’t be going anywhere else
Girl: that’s crazy.. want to sleep over?
Me: both sides are still talking
Girl: do you want to come over
Me: he could be in Dallas but ultimately it depends if he doesn’t leave
Australians make the US game into a big ordeal
They lose
US fans are insufferable
Yeah no shit, we run the world and there’s nothing anyone can do about it and we beat you 2-0 fucking losers
Don’t let Canada’s continued 33 year @StanleyCup drought distract you from the fact that the @MapleLeafs have not won the Cup since the league only had six teams in 1967.
#LeafsForever
If there was one clip that summed up this game this is it
Was trying to help a viewer get his first prophecy clear before the servers went down for beyond light launch and you cannot write it any better than this
When Soulja Boy streamed Destiny 2, the entire community was in his chat asking to play with him. Me on the other hand decided to ask him if his chain was made of wood which granted this legendary crashout
The 3 greatest two word catch phrases in sports.
#1 That’s Baseball
#2 That’s Porn
#3 Game 7
Hoping to see all three factor in tonight during this Eastern Conference match up #GoHabsGo#LetsGoBuffalo
-People’s