Ian 🚴😈😼🍻

#catdad #lifeinspain
#MUFC #teammiddleagedbikewankers

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

So dragged the family up the Sierra Cabrera today. Hard going but astonishing views. We got very close to the summit, but we'll save that for another day. This is our forever home after all #lifeinspain

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

Just gets worse #MUFC #TOTMUN

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

Is anybody really surprised we weren't given a penalty? #MUFC #TOTMUN

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@DanTheDad3 Thanks for the warm welcome, mate.
The jury is out on how well Spain treats Brits, but it's certainly sunny.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

So... back on twitter, or whatever it's called now, after a lengthy absence.
Hope to catch up with the nice people I've met on this platform. Need to strengthen my eyes for the amount of eye-rolling I think I'm going to be doing too.
Good morning from Spain.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@Cantona_Collars He was right up there. Especially when he was wearing a Fulham shirt at OT.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@mufc_ang I really do, Angie 😁

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@keetmufc Whenever I watch them at home, I'm always struck by what a whiny lot they are. And not very knowledgeable.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

Fucking hell. Newcastle fans are getting a bit ahead of themselves, aren't they?
When did they last win anything? And now financed by dirty money as well... #MUFC

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

You lot bought Martial in 2015 (when he was 19) for £36m

Moreover:
- Pogba £95m
- Antony £86m
- Maguire £80m
- Sancho £77m
- Lukaku £76m
- Mount £60m

Hospitalise me.

Man United fans should NEVER speak when it comes to transfers. #NUFC #MUFC

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@Gwe3Wez Appreciate it, mate. Thanks.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@utdtilidie69 The heat is something else, mate. My 3rd summer here and this one is relentless!
Hit a few bumps in the road lately, hoping a smoother road lies ahead.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@mufc_ang Hi Angie, lovely to hear from you too! You always were one of my favourites. Don't tell the others...

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@RebelRefrainx Totally agree, mate.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

Bringing Mason Greenwood back is certainly controversial for many of our supporters.
However, I think everyone deserves a second chance, especially if they show contrition and get the necessary help to never re-offend. #MUFC

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@juriprudence201 Exactly that, mate 😂

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@alivally Thank you, mate. Very kind of you to say 👍

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@redgrose7 @davidsmith1932 @karlhanssens It was a horrible ground to watch football. Especially if you are a short arse like me!

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@keetmufc Good to see you again too, my friend.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@craigrleroux @ChucksRambles A rapey man? I think he might have a chance...

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

My mate @ChucksRambles came up with a genius compromise to the Greenwood conundrum.
Sell him to a Saudi club. It's so obvious really.
Everyone wins, United get a decent transfer fee and they get someone who knows how to treat women properly. (in their medieval culture). #MUFC

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@craigrleroux Thanks Craig. It's certainly sunny, but life absolutely bite you on the arse!

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@smafj @ChucksRambles Great to see you, mate!

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@gary302 I take his point though. I thought De Gea deserved a better send off than what he got.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@CoastalPalace Thanks mate. I might take you up on that.

[Ian 🚴😈😼🍻 @IanBorrett2]

@TraMufc Really don't see the issue. I found it funny.