Ian Bruce 伊恩·布鲁斯

International award-winning inventor and designer. @TEDTalks alumnus. Private pilot. Enjoys sailing, biking, horse riding, motorcycles, and classic sports cars.

[Ian Bruce 伊恩·布鲁斯 @IanBruce]

@VictorKvert2008 More effective than the vests they're being issued now...

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@ChurchillFella On the plus side, that village is just rolling in onions now.

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@MbarkCherguia I'm allergic to drones...

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@yemen_3551 @turkhafiza2 The Russian invaders routinely shoot their own wounded; and consider civilian hospitals, ambulances and emergency response personnel legitimate targets.

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@lunna_maga2024 Sawasdee (I'm guessing) khrap.
As you're from Thailand, I'll put this in terms you'll understand: it's the difference between Bangkok (blue) and Chiang Mai province (red). Most of the US population is concentrated in the blue areas.
I other words, dirt doesn't vote, คนโง่.

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@GypsyRose_onX A helicopter is human-operated, and the pilot is constantly correcting for normal drift in his/her own spatial reference frame — so the question's not only poorly framed — any answer would prove absolutely nothing, one way or another.

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@StandUpForTrmp "Cold"
"Wooden"
"Ornamental"
"Missing"
"Unsympathetic"
"Opportunistic"
"Vacuous"
"Incoherent"
"Talentless"
"Plagiarist"

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@TrumpsHurricane Enough BOTOX® to kill a herd of wild elephants? An unshakable, deeply-held belief in the rights of the unborn — until the situation affects them personally?

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@EricLDaugh It's a bunch of cheap polyurethane onlays you can buy now at Home Depot. It's to impress people with no taste — all for a guy with no class.

Too much gold, Eric? Use 2 coats instead of three. Krylon's like 20 bucks a can, dude.

And STOP breathing the fumes. 🤪

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@Notwokenow Did you also vote to double or triple your health insurance premiums? Or, haven't you figured out that "kynect" is Kentucky's marketplace for the Affordable Care Act — you know, the thing Trump's trying to destroy.

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@MikeP78555306 @lunna_maga2024 Wow... You just said that to a guy from Thailand. Do an "about this account" on this "woman"'s main page.

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@lunna_maga2024 You're based in Thailand. 🇹🇭 There must be better ways of making money there than engaging a bunch of gullible, dirt-dumb Trump-thumpers.

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@_TerminalGh0st @MaryTilesTexas To be fair, Moscow's begun experiencing rolling blackouts for the first time since they invaded, and residents were clearly not prepared for it.

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@MaryTilesTexas That's nice. But tell me... why are the chickens in Russia two-headed? Is it all the radiation there? ☢️🧟‍♀️

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@WhiteHouse The only one crying was your Social Studies teacher. Dirt doesn't vote, dummy.

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@RioMickster @RepYassAnsari Are you suggesting that we must end the shutdown to implement the emergency funding Congress set aside to keep SNAP open during a shutdown?

Do you realize just how silly you sound?

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@bayraktar_1love I hope they were wearing their thermal ponchos. The new drawstring ties makes messy cleanups a snap!

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@bayraktar_1love AVAILABLE FOR RENT: Single bedroom basement apartment with in-room toilet. Features new skylight and freshly painted walls...

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@bayraktar_1love Vatnik #1: "Hoo, boy... Better calling AAA."
Vatnik #2: "Russia is having AAA?!"
Vatnik #1: "Da! 'Armed Alcoholic A$$holes'."
Vatnik #3: "Ah! That explain why my phone is ringing..."

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@CarlMalkin6 @RonFilipkowski Casseroles! Dial up your "pot luck" to "What the F#@K?!!"