Ian Short

Graphic/Photo/Film design. One eye in the viewfinder, both eyes open.

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

Hey @culvers, is this two scoops now? This is less than half of what it was a couple weeks ago.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Listen up you ungrateful MAGAts, Elon bought you fair and square

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@TokiWartooth512 @joeroganhq …you this this is a hot take? 🤣🤣🤡

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@ValentinaForUSA @itsgabrielleu I know who she is …but can’t find you even when I search? You sure you’re making a point here?

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@Vote4America24 @TheAKGuy Wait. I though Bill Clinton was taking 2A away. Or was it Obama? Maybe Joe? I’m so confused. Been told all my life that “LIBRULS” are going to take it away but it’s still here… 🤔🤔🤔

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@thevivafrei @mcuban You didn’t even look at your own pics buddy: they prove Cuban right 🤣🤣

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

Not sure why this is hard for so many adults but pretty simple for this kid.

[Kelsie Taggart @kelsientaggart]

Not all heroes wear capes, but Marcus does.

This is the perfect response to all the Republicans making bad faith arguments that Harris should just implement her policies now.

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@BuenoForMiami @mcuban Ukrainian companies are government positions? Huh? Do you know where you are? Do you smell toast?

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, attendees of Donald Trump’s rally today are filing out as he speaks. Retweet so all Americans know even his supporters are sick and tired of his BS.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Here we go. The Democratic nominee for president debates a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

My parents and past bosses really owe me an explanation. Probably should have heard me out too. I gots ideaz!

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

whenever Elon Musk tweets about UK politics I think of this

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

My beef with the media is different than most, and very much aligns with this thread.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A little over two weeks ago, a user on Twitter posted a joke claiming, with a knowing wink, that J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio and Trump’s running mate, had been quite intimate with an alluring chesterfield.

(long thread)

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

JD Vance has gotta be sofa king tired of these couch jokes by now

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Thinking about how it would be reported if the ex-president of a non-Western country was ruled immune from prosecution by a panel of judges he himself appointed

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it.

(Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

[Ian Short @Ianbs]

@MohrMedia1 @TheDailyShow @jonstewart I wish you people would learn the simple math of first-past-the-post systems. You’d be begging Jill and Cornell to stop fucking things up.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

It's easy to make fun of this because it looks so fucking stupid but the right (this thing, Jordan Peterson, Josh Hawley, Tucker Carlson) is doing something the left, to this point, has not: recognizing that men are suffering and attempting to address the problem.

[Trev @trevjev]

Your annual Morgan Wallen reminder