Ian Carlin

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

@asvpxrocky Richmond Marriot syrup conundrum circa 2013...

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Why don't we have a no government month?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Are you ready?

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

I could watch people at Aldi trying to figure out the shopping carts all day! #lol

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Damn banana smash Swisher's are where it's @ @SwisherSweets

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

How can you not love reptiles?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

I think my brain just melted.

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

All Google everything! #allgoogleeverything

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Shout out to my newts. They layed the eggs

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

You don't know what itchy is till you work with carbon fiber #mylifeiswoolsheets

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

So my neighbor is a hospice care.... I see ambulance every week... Damn

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Why do people buy napkins when they buy paper towels.... #butreallydoe

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Everyone's getting a puppy and I just want a black throat monitor #moniter #givemeone

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

A wise man once said "We're all getting fucked" #fuck

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

People need to realize most things there offended by have been around forever. You just finally got on Facebook #conform

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

This day is dumb, trump supporters you're dumb, NOT trump supporters you're dumb. America voted and this is the outcome so blame yourself!!!

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

Whoever comes up with all the names of these snake morphes must also be the same person who names weed... #hypotranssuperpurpletigermorph

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

If you hate nature I hate you!

[Ian Carlin @IanCarlin4]

The human race is a parasite, The American Standing Tick... #Science