Loving that Masterchef UK and Italy are on at exactly the same time… and wondering if the Italian Twitter users are trying to figure out what the fuck a fish finger sandwich is… #masterchef
Jaws, American Werewolf in London and a chocolate egg 18 minutes late to the pass are the only things that have ever made me hide behind the sofa… #GreatBritishMenu
#Iran win the Intercontinental Cup, second only to the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup in prestige.
Amazing goal.
But more importantly check the sensationally significant celebration. #WomanLifeFreedom#IranRevolution#MahsaAmini
Now listen carefully presenters of @BBCr4today, don’t go getting all flustered and introducing the new #Chancellor as a c*nt when you interview him. Leave that to us, the general public, we’ll take care of that…
@LeShuttle service running well? 6 hour delay? And you put that in the same message?? Are you deliberately trying to mock and enrage every non-freight customer in your growing queue??
@LeShuttle I am sitting in the queue on the M20, been here 45 mins and not on the slip road yet, crossing is booked at 16.50, am I going to make it?? Is it going to leave on time?? Arrived 45 mins early to avoid protestors. No protesters, just no organisation or communication…
"Downstream your movies."
"Tennis pitches."
Digital, culture, media, and sport secretary Nadines Dorries proves she has no idea about digital, culture, media, or sport
@SoVeryBritish I find the individual concerned to be refreshingly unburdened by the stresses you’d usually associate with having any level of commen sense / intelligence…