Ian Gardner

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

Good. His position was absolutely untenable after his appalling performance in the hours after Urda.
https://t.co/AK2sbN0tqA

[Ian Gardner @IanGKUKDD]

@andyburnham Make water cheaper and cleaner, alot cleaner...

[Auto Express @AutoExpress]

Is the Kia EV2 now the small EV to beat?

We like:
💺 Comfortable ride
💪 Flexible cabin layout
🔋 Efficiency claims seem accurate

We don't like:
🛞 Not engaging to drive
💨 No sporty version - yet
🪫 Big-battery model will overshadow version with small battery

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

[Kia Worldwide @Kia_Worldwide]

Kia celebrates four major wins at the 2026 What Car? Awards

Best MPV - PV5 Passenger
Best Family SUV - Sportage
Best Small Electric SUV - EV3
Best Electric Seven-seat SUV - EV9

Designed for life. Inspired by every journey.

#Kia #PV5 #Sportage #EV3 #EV9 #MovementThatInspires

[Kia Worldwide @Kia_Worldwide]

A bold teaser for a bold design: the all-new Kia Seltos.

Stay tuned for its World Premiere on our YouTube channel
@KiaWorldwideOfficial,
Dec. 10th 16:15 PM KST.

#Kia #Seltos #KiaSeltos #TheallnewKiaSeltos #MovementThatInspires #TheProtagonist

[Group 1 Automotive UK @group1autouk]

Congratulations to Samuel & David, from #Kia Coulsdon, on completing their Vehicle Technician #Apprenticeships 👏

This qualification is a testament to the hard work they have both demonstrated to achieve these results.

Explore our #Apprentice vacancies: https://t.co/c1hxY3IRuZ

[TMS Motor Group @TMSMotorGroup]

The All New Kia EV3 experience is at TMS Kia Hinckley today - 26th September 2024

Contact the team today for more details.

#kiaev3 #ev3 #kiacars #ev #movmeentthatinspires #reels #fyp #trending #videos #carsoftiktok #tiktok #kia #carlovers #carowners

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Another reminder that this man, in totality, is a fraud. He is a scam artist. He steals from the public, his workers who have not been paid, the students of his “university”, his lawyers, his associates and business partners, and now his followers in donations that he pockets. If you have any sense at all you will beware Donald Trump. You mean only to him, what he can take you for. https://t.co/ePZ574yvgJ