Ian Gray

Future former Leader of the Scottish Labour Party at Holyrood and Labour's cultural attache to Montenegro. A parody of sorts. Yes I am a fake and a phoney.

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

My tally friend @ginofantastico has a new book http://t.co/QFGqwAp want free recipes from it click here http://t.co/HGjnvta

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

More lies about us! ... no doubt Salmond's mob are to blame http://t.co/49L2w88

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

Currently in a sauna in a club in Manchester with 'big' Jim Murphy ... at least there'll be no News of the World reporters hanging about!

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

Finally sobered up. Me, Andy Kerr & Tom McCabe on a 5 day bender. So many leaving do's so little time. Still leader ... for now #snp #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

Sacking Andy Kerr tomorrow will make me look tough. That'll teach him for mucking up my knife crime policy and making us look illiterate.

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

#ScottishLabour party campaign relaunch tomorrow will take attention away from #snp. I hope no bad people turn up to ruin it. #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

Not admitting we are beat but can anyone recommend a good holiday destination from about 6th May onwards? Maybe I could ask Steven Purcell?

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

Jim Devine was setup by SNP infiltrator posing as a Commons researcher. FACT. Jim told me that just before he got jailed for lies & deceit.

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

I thought I did really well on the leaders debate. Goldie & Salmond were in cahoots against me but I kicked their asses once again. #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

As #scottishlabour is kicking #SNP ass in the polls I am going to Ikea tomorrow to pick new furniture for Bute House. #sp11 #holyrood2011

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

The two Japanese reactors blowing up have shown us how safe nuclear power really is. #holyrood2011 #votesnp #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

By claiming the #Tories & #SNP are in cahoots the same fcukwits that voted for us before will fall for it again. #snptoriesindisguise #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

“@scots_subrosa: Why Are Scots So Submissive? http://t.co/QORf0K2” Years of practice obeying your #London masters. #sp11

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@caronmlindsay Yes some joker had already taken the Iain so I had to get Ian. Of course. I could have had Iain_Gray but that was too obvious

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@Altany OK maybe its 16000 & One but your right. More #SNPLies unfit for government. #Salmond on a hiding. #polls show I will be next FM.

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@caronmlindsay We were never AGAINST it. Just that #SNP were FOR it! Thats how #Scottish #Labour do business. Radical modernist policies.

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@gpjen How can they no have enough water to cover cooling rods? Maybe the power station boss is a #scottish #labour voter?

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@sweenyness Maybe - but only if that 'magnet' was the Hadron Collider!!!

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@JoanMcAlpine EXACTLY. Only 84/94 manifesto pledges met as a minority government. What kind of party is that? #sp11 vote #London #Labour

[Ian Gray @IanGrayMSP]

@georgegaIIoway make it a fiver as I might no be in a job in a few months.