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speaker of truths

[. @playboicarti]

wE pARTY HaRD 2 niGHT >

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Not everyone can do the noble profession of podcasting about betting lines.

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares about that, do you not see Zohran wearing insignia of a genocidal terrorist organization

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The South is amazing. Imagine making absolutely zero progress in basically any area for 160 years. That's almost a talent.

[Ahead of the Curve @mediocentr0]

Can’t believe I ever repped Mbappe man. The lamest superstar of all time.

[** @bigguccicraigy]

dealing with a woman during her birthday gotta be the worst thing ever they be moving like joseph stalin for a week

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

The official White House account responds to criticism that putting Trump on the US passport is a cult move with whataboutism about a commemorative Metro card used for Obama’s inauguration

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding.

America.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Vini Jr. did NOT forget.

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I think we've let "Virginia is for Lovers" slide for too long. Nobody believes that. I have never had a reason to associate Virginia with love.

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Dudes who are openly hating on Bad Bunny are just exposing that they’ve never dated any crazy Latina mamacitas

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

Ohhh its called washington dc cause dc stands for Da Capital

[Rk @RkFutbol]

What I felt might be testicular cancer

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[TC @totalcristiano]

.@realmadrid