Ian

Writer, Wise Cracker, Music Junkie. “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.” - Jebediah Springfield

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@BlooHatfan Cringe take, she knows ball

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@BarstoolBigCat Don’t mind them as much with the white pants. The all yellow would definitely be an eye sore though.

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@TVietor08 Repeating the joke usually makes it funnier.

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Trying to make friends on the plane by repeatedly saying “these pretzels are making me thirsty” to see who gets the reference.

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@LakeShowYo one of those "I'm too old for this shit" hits

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@bluelemxnade They fucked up the DWade one so bad they’re only doing mascots now

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@intrinsicvalyou Did they score after this on this possession?

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Surely the officer should have understood that I was racing 20 mph over the speed limit so I could get home before my McFlurry melted.

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@Castellani2014 Unreal

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Why are there bathrooms with mirrors on the door facing the toilet? Are there people out there who like watching themselves taking a dump?

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Here Comes The Airplane - A Comedy Sketch
https://t.co/3gKCsYJRIi

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@BenchwarmerBran I don’t think this is controversial lol

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@ML_Philosophy Too much computer and not enough money.

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Finally got some time off so I’m on a little getaway. Like I always say: there’s nothing more relaxing than being on a vacation that you can’t afford.

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You should always wear your aviators on a flight so the pilot knows who to identify in case he needs someone to step in to help land the plane to safety.

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$30 for a chicken sandwich meal at the airport and they forgot pickles. You don’t always get what you pay for.

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I don’t have a fear of flying, but I’m terrified of someone releasing hundreds of venomous snakes on the plane.

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@SleeperHQ Got snaked on him and ended up with Love. Probably going to be thinking about that all season, but hope not.

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@kevin_hls this better not be some bullshit.

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@Devoted2DET Not even a question. They need to make something like this happen. Too much talent on this team to not go for it.