Listen @Lifetouch if you’re gonna monopolize the market and charge criminal prices for photos at our kids schools, can your photographers at least make sure our kids mouths are free of any breakfast/lunch crumbs 😂
Hear me out: Taylor Swift covers half of my heart as a surprise song during one of her eras shows, just as the biggest 🖕🏼 to John Mayer. #erastour#eras
@yodersmokers, we told the Costco traeger salesmen we preferred our Yoder and the guy said that y’all were BEGGING @TraegerGrills to buy you out last year. This facts???
Can everyone just start tagging me in the cool stuff you go do so I can repost it and create an illusion that I have a life outside these four walls? 😁🫣
Got a tweet alert that if Taylor swift was in my top spotify list or something I’d get a prize or something. Bad time to exclusively use YouTube music 💔💔💔💔💔