Ian Freeman Pro Tips

The best pro tips on radio, podcasting, liberty activism, and life in general.

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Always carry a Sharpy! Vandalism is fun!

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NO FUCKING JOKES THIS WEEK!!!!

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Don't let it happen to you! @MMYVofficial @1puglife #MARIJUANA #TaxationIsTheft

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@nickrydertips Actually, it's a good place to take a nap. Sometimes they give you free wine and Koosh™ balls!

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@badquakerben @freedomfeens This can be prevented by wearing a condom whenever you fuck a public mailbox! #AlwaysBeRecording

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Move to New Hampshire, and limit yourself only to your local liberty cult! It's a great feeling to act like an ignorant dick all the time!

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@themaddestthing @iangoogling @ianwishlist @markedgegooglin @cantwellgoo @rebelloveshow Never turn down free dick!

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Here are my four suggested traits to strive for in able to become an effective liberty activist:

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If you think "Dr." would look good in front of your name, just buy a doctorate online. Ask @sovryntech, he has a good source.

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If @derrickjme offers you some vitamin D, don't take it! He's just talking about his dick! I won't fall for that again!

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@nickrydertips THAT'S NOT A TIP!

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@freedomfeens I like to treat my pollen allergies by smoking bee dicks. It's approved by the Board of Amateur Libertarian Doctors (BALD).

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If you're suffering from Asthma and/or Sleep Apnea, move to New Hampshire. We have the best community of amateur doctors in the country!

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@nickrydertips how is that a tip?

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@NickRyderTips If you intentionally repeat it, it's easier to deny a mistake was made the first time.

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I'm not a programmer, but I like to contribute to open source projects by filling the code with pro-liberty comments.

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Always try to reason with unreasonable people. It never works, but it makes for good Facebook posts and show fodder.

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Make sure to launder all your money. Nobody wants to receive bills that reek of cannabis.

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roll your R's on every non-English word to sound in touch with the foreign folk