Eaton Ashe

I am a Cyborg Ape from a planet of apes. Here to save the humans race, and recruit Apes for....."monkey business".........hehehehe

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

We can blame each other for the past but no matter what is happening at present the future consequences will fall upon all of us.Will we hold ourselves accountable?We know what needs to be done we all live here. unite the tribes. #theworldneedsyou #unityaboveall. #peaceatanycost

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

https://t.co/BxCXI0g1ig The Shmegmanomicon Episode 21. out now on youtube! #podcast #Indonesia #Travel

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

The Shmegmanomicon Ep. 20 out now!
https://t.co/VgkXrUq6IB

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@DaithiDeNogla Pastaroni is the true ravioli

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@3lfares it's like a mad libs but racist....so exactly like my mad libs.🤣😜

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@McNasty seems ok to me😜😜

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@McNasty do it

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

Full episode here! Please Like and subscribe.
https://t.co/I4UKWa5OYJ

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@JeremyWard33 Translation: the standard work week will now be 84 hours.

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@gpny She doesn't know who Jill Stein is, or the difference between right and wrong.

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@blackintheempir Could this be considered the biggest, dumbest, self own in the history of politics? "Kamala Harris, endorsed by evil."

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@audgeindy @mrs_socialista Inhuman is an apt term. We are not people but animals. One day i hope to become a person.

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@mrs_socialista I guess she should've had a different dad. Wtf?

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

Journalism, in its purist form, is the "pursuit of the truth." When you omit or editorialize the truth, you are writing fiction. When whole swaths of journalists do this, we are forced to live within fiction. Tbc

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@LeafLee6 Dont get distracted by the circus. Youll go around in circles.

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@iProudChristian Amen

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@wiseconnector Amen

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@Catsillyness Froyo the cat!

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@KeyDecision1 I look at it like it's opposite day everyday. Then it's back to the hub to rub one out and go on with my day. Our reps are practically bots.

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

@KeyDecision1 Pick a date in your lifetime. Doubt they are pandering to the dead. As you mentioned, everyone can vote now.

[Eaton Ashe @IanSalotta]

The sound of @Albi_SideArms licking a starfish. Hope they sell chocolate starfish flavor ice cream.🫠😘