-how big is your bat-

who are you? why are you on my profile?

[Armel @Armelgeddon]

Babe, I’m going out for a couple of drinks. https://t.co/W1em1zIhOu

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

if you as an adult cannot regularly drink plain water there should be restrictions on your basic human rights

[SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS]

is this real

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

dudes will see this and say hell yeah

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I need to know this man and embrace him as a brother

[Elai @elaifresh]

Rich Chinese guy flexing his tea/cigarette collection is crazy lmao we’re not ready for this

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

therapy is not enough I need to abuse substances

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

cigarettes for dogs next question

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

Letting Josh take the wheel

[The Wholesome One @TiaThePresident]

Drinking a beer and saying "yep"

[Tracy @cascadingcash]

On Reddit seeing if my drug combos are safe

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

A 6 mg zyn and a
black coffee have entered my bloodstream

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Piss drunk chain smoking in my apartment on this thing walking around a virtual rendering of my exact life but I have a car and health insurance.

[absentee father @baduemonet]

i fear comedy might’ve peaked with bateman’s “her?”