Ian

Performance Analyst. Sports enthusiast. BSc Hons Sport and Exercise Science (2:1).

[Ian @IanScoines]

@Warlinghamfc vs @BalhamFC at the weekend. Brilliant moment after someone shouts "Go down!".

[Ian @IanScoines]

@Coral #YourCall Panama, Saudi Arabia and Iran all to score less than 0.5 goals

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Officers in #Croydon surprise elderly couple - who had their car stolen and wrecked - with new car! https://t.co/v1Es8JS6j1

[South Area - Croydon MPS @MPSCroydon]

As things get back to normal please beware that placing boxes/wrapping for valuable items outside your house can make your house a target to burglars.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Gabriel Jesus nutmegging his Mum on repeat. Savage 😳

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Brexit is turning us into a laughing stock. We’re swapping the right to live and work in 27 countries for new passports that will cost the taxpayer £500m. But don’t worry, when we’re all stood in the airport for 4 hours we can stand in the queue and look at just how blue they are https://t.co/FjeuDFk7TF

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Age: 18
Position: Right back
Facing: David Ginola

Steven Gerrard recalls his "torrid" first Liverpool match... 😂

#PLTonight

[Philip Loughlin @loughlin79]

@BBCSport

[Ian @IanScoines]

@GaryLineker

[Poundland @Poundland]

Spot the difference...

[Twinings UK @TwiningsUK]

We are aware of an image that is circulating that misuses our product. This is to confirm that we had no involvement in this and that it is obviously not reflective of our brand values.

[Matt Gibson @mattwugibson]

"You're Coutinho, you're Firmino, [looking at Ox] I don't know who you are"

[Poundland @Poundland]

That's one very prickly Christmas tree

[Poundland @Poundland]

Joker, joker, I really want to poker

[Jme @JmeBBK]

SKEPTA - SHUTDOWN *GONE SEXUAL* RT @burnt__toast_: Hold up, I swear the music in the sex scene in #PeakyBlinders was a slow piano cover of @Skepta

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

GOAL: #BristolCity 2-1 Manchester United, Smith 90. #BRCvMUN

[Ian @IanScoines]

@Lewismaximus Smoke trees

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Fraudsters go phishing. Their hook is normally a fake email, with an attachment containing a virus or a message claiming you’re owed money and need to give them your bank details. Don’t take the bait! Here’s how to spot a bogus email: https://t.co/olnJxCZtlz #12ScamsOfXmas