Ian

the prettiest blossom at the flower show

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They’ve lived entire lifetimes we haven’t even seen…

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

Final Fantasy Before and After Yoshitaka Amano left the design team

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

There are two basic approaches to hitting home runs: the way of rage (punish the ball, send the ball to hell) and the way of benevolence (put the ball out of its misery with a glorious death). Both are equally valid

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

“Smile 2 is the best pop star horror movie of the year”

Let me stop you right there. I know what you’re doing by not naming it but Trap is not a horror movie. It’s a comedy of errors about a loving father. And it’s a masterpiece.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The ideal marriage is when your spouse runs the worm unit

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

He doesn't care how many people he frightens with this shit

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

doing this with my boys in famously thin pants

[SF Encyclopedia @SFEncyclopedia]

Artist Jim Woodring https://t.co/IR7DSWLiMR was born on this day, so here's some of his artwork. The 4th is from Paul Di Filippo's "Cosmocopia":

[Ian @IanWally]

no excuse not to watch this now

[Hundreds of Beavers Movie @beaversfilm]

https://t.co/orEh4A7wMf

[Kaze @kaze72294670]

Garamon Design ガラモン

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

A section manager with the head of an ancient clay figure, Haniwa Kacho keeps busy at Sakai City Hall. He is 1600 years old and single.

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

This is the type of thing Zhuge Liang says to you in Dynasty Warriors while you are air-juggling 500 peasant soldiers

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

some of the worst posts ever have been airplane posts. i think it’s because you spend hours alternating between the most majestic views ever seen and a 2011 episode of storage wars. it throws off your compass so bad that by the end you think saying "whoopsie daisy" is seditionist

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Playing Pikmin and making them organize to take down big monster)

Pikmin: yeehayeehadimmedimmeyehabemiyeehahnnfhnnfweehanuthnnYAY!YAY!aYay!

Me: (thinking about society) We could do this too. If we really wanted to.

[cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman]

Stranger Things is now a chronicle of adult men trapped in an Atlanta warehouse.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

for years on our youtube channel, commenters have told us "stop talking about sports! make more content about national reform party secretary gerry moan!!!" we're finally caving to your demands. REFORM! part 3 premieres live tonight at 9 p.m. eastern https://t.co/kJtcSXPBj6

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Me in Trap chat: "Cooper was so locked in when he exploded the deep fryer"
Me in the whatsapp for my HOA: "Totally agree - Lady in the Water is his most misunderstood film"

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods