ian cohen

Sometimes you just feel like Tweeting. And that sometimes is now.

[ian cohen @IanWexley]

Poll: Really digging this poll feature. So: Best Pole?

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Poll question: What's your favorite Poll?

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singer song writers are incredible because they both sing and and song write. me, i'm just a song writer. But an award winning one.

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Monday was named after the Mons. An ancient tribe that partied. People loved the Mons cause they were fun. But weirdly still hate Mondays.

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i just poached an egg. but i'm going to give it back, 'cause stealing eggs is just wrong.

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@akmilly @Wexley tweet friends 4ever!

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i don't even remember last time i tweeted. Of course i could look it up if i really wanted. All of the information is right here on twitter.

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@kballnation i was thinking of you. congrats. i don't care if it's baseball either!

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i have 86 tweets. wait, make that 87.

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I'm in a meeting, not wearing pants. In my mind.

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i almost just made a sandwich.

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Happy Birthday Matt Kappler. I know you're out here! This is both a happy birthday and an inside joke all at once.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

Good morning people! Everyone check out my new video with the @ACLU ! Watch it, listen to it, share it.https://t.co/bwFCpEUmxz

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Back in the day, were there as many models of covered wagons as there are cars these days?

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Ever thought you farted but it turns out you actually pooped? I've haven't.

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There are two kinds of things in this world. Thing one. And, Thing two.

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i took my children to the doctors today and found out neither of them were my children. just kidding.

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uterus has to be one of the funniest words out there.

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I know this guy Matt. He's on Twitter right now.

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Today is a good day. And by good i mean great. And by great i mean fanstastic. And by fantastic i mean pretty good.