recentfuture

Your friendly neighborhood villain. #flyeaglesfly

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[Jenni @hashjenni]

They were scared of Mamdani winning because now every city in every state across the whole country wants a Mamdani of their very own.

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

KP must have had the offense in hell because every press conference these dudes been talking up Mannion like he saved their lives lmaoo

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

Pussies

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

Aaron Donald is “more likely than not” to unretire soon and sign with the Rams on a 1-year deal to join Myles Garrett, per @AdamSchefter.

Los Angeles will now have the two greatest defensive linemen of the modern era alongside each other.

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

“Hurts perceived reluctance to target AJ Brown on tight-window throws against zone coverage”

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@CooperDeJawn3 Grey pants are a must

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@wliang Should I drop the leaps in the space sector expiring 1st qtr 2027

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@BritshEmpire14 @sneako The USA is a secular nation by its founding principals you absolutely asshat imbecile.

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@S_U_Network ….Dumb and Dumber….

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@uncommoncurtiss Facts

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

@PSchrags Shut up transplant you rat mouthed neck beard

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[ຸ @omolxlu]

what a privilege is it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[recentfuture @Iareyoungman]

Peak Twitter here.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[CK Capital @CKCapitalxx]

Today is one of those days you keep the portfolio closed and go for a walk.