lastcorridor.bsky.social

if we're not giving up down here...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀don't give up wherever you are, ok?⠀

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

* and this woman, i don't even know her name.
⠀* but...
⠀⠀* someone who sincerely likes bad jokes...
⠀⠀⠀* has an integrity you can't say "no" to.
https://t.co/T7IKIgCHUa

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

;; too many advertisements make a bane go "I'm leaving the website"

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

;; you know what they say about bluer skies my friend

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@MIASMASPUPPET

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

hey, what?

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

i don't have to post anymore.

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

https://t.co/xvhgeJpPpC

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

that's all i did last month.

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

i'm just a regular guy at work.

[THE GREAT PAPYRUS! @BLUEN0W]

I'M SMALL NOW!

THAT'S HER EXPERIMENT!

NYEH HEH HEH!!!

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@bumbIescare that's right. don't tell papyrus, okay? he doesn't like it when we get despicable.

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@bumbIescare what? come on... you're telling me i don't have the swagger of a fully grown gru?

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@bumbIescare hmmmm... okay, if you insist.

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@bumbIescare i can be gru and you can be a minion.

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

@bumbIescare let's try it, okay?

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

phew... that takes a weight off my shoulders. or my eyeballs. wait, papyrus... where did i put my eyeballs?

[THE GREAT PAPYRUS! @BLUEN0W]

MY SUNGLASSES??? BUT THAT WOULD COMPLETELY NULLIFY THE EFFECT!!!

ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IT IS A BIT LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE LITTLE GUY HEROES...

IF YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SOMEONE TOO LONG... A LASER CAN COME OUT. SO I SHOULD BE CAREFUL.

SUNGLASSES... EQUIPPED!!!

[lastcorridor.bsky.social @Iastcorridor]

you gotta put your sunglasses back on, bro. it's too much for everyone else.

[THE GREAT PAPYRUS! @BLUEN0W]

THOSE EYES... THOSE BIG, BIG BEAUTIFUL SPECS!!!

WHY... HE HAS THE DISTINCTIVE BLUE EYE'S STARE!!! THE TECHNIQUE'S QUITE A FAVORITE OF MINE, DIDN'T YOU KNOW?

JUST LAY ON YOUR BIG BLUE PEEPERS... AND WATCH THE MAGIC HAPPEN!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!