Austin Keller

(Parody account) of Austin Keller

[Austin Keller @iAustinKeller]

The only "B" word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.

[Austin Keller @iAustinKeller]

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

[Austin Keller @iAustinKeller]

A real boyfriend isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about how in love he is & love her like she's never been loved 💯

[Austin Keller @iAustinKeller]

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