When in doubt, over-engineer the sh*t out of it.
Skip the bar top drinking bird setup, get the mounts out, plenty of piping, watertight tape, and screw everything as snug as it will go. That's the way to dial it in.
This setup is even chilly as it pours, so no need for ice to dilute your drink of choice. Tell me, who's up for a few?
The weekend is right around the corner...