Rich Uncle

Rich Uncle performs regularly at ImprovBoston's Harold Night, Thursday nights at 8:00 in Central Square, Cambridge, MA.

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@garbagetownIB @GreatLakesOfBos A LONG, LONG TIME AGO... I CAN STILL REMEMBER HOW THAT MUSIC USED TO MAKE ME SMILE...

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@genghis_blonde @snitty @QuizChampions @racheleklein @fenzelian @MaxitorComedy @FineLineComedy @GreatLakesOfBos @TimHannafin @AlieBornsteen

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@BANKWOLF @racheleklein @IB_Chapter9 @rockpond22 @timmysstones @ItsJackieBtch I am your rich uncle. Member of the Ohio Gang and philatelist.

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@racheleklein @BANKWOLF @IB_Chapter9 @rockpond22 @timmysstones @ItsJackieBtch What you guys talking about?

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@TimHannafin We all have the Chuncle dreams. It means you have been imbued with the spirit. And that your I-9 form cleared.

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@LikeCognac @TimHannafin My latest investment in entropy mining shall be quite lucrative, then!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Comedy tomorrow with special guest Aquarius from NY's Magnet Theater. Discount code CHUNCLE9 for $9 tix! (25% off) http://t.co/M0dmnLy1ep

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Without @AlieBornsteen and @Brendaaaaaamn we can't be truly at full force, but we will give our all in their honor!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@AlieBornsteen @TimHannafin ::spits out sherry:: "HHH-WHAAAAATTT???"

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@ifcportlandia, how dare you spoil the ending of the Wire like that!!!!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Ha! Already wrote 2012 on a check by mistake! And on a bond issuance!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Happy New Year! May you age like a fine mutual fund. #Huzzah

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

I say, I'm going to miss this LeBaron fellow. I shall have my manservant pour out a bottle of my finest brandy on the curb for him.

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Happy Boxing Day to all my English break bulk shipping magnates! One love!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@LikeCognac I think a partner at my firm drugged and tortured me! Either that or THE SPIRITS OF THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

GHOSTS ARE REAL! GHOSTS ARE REAL! SOMEBODY BUY ME A GOOSE!! SOMEBODY BUY ME A GOOSE OR THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@AlieBornsteen @snitty You can chronicle my thrilling lifestyle of wealth and extravagance!

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

Today, we welcome @AlieBornsteen to our number. Can't wait to see what sort of yacht she has.

[Rich Uncle @IB_RichUncle]

@AlieBornsteen Oil of course! Specifically, 800 barrels in futures contracts. Should last 6,400 days. #SpoilingTheSurprise

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@ClevaahGirl Your words strike like a DAGGER! Such BETRAYAL! Such GALL! #EnjoyTheShow