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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

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Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

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Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

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