Ian Browning

Typo laden skateboard blogger, occasional bartender, chilaquiles enthusiast, and Sabres beat reporter reply guy. He/him

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Imagine finishing a night sesh by hitting somebody else’s joint, ending up way too high, and ducking into Rudy’s to try to settle your brain. You do all the “too stoned at a bar” things like saying you’re great when they ask your order. Then Donald Fagen writes a song about it

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@darth__mouth Ours luckily got into the free city thing, otherwise I would be tweeting from a six month bid on an oil rig to pay for camps

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@yc @katie_honan Does he pay rent at Gracie Mansion? If I didn't pay rent I'd have $7k to throw around pretty quickly

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@gymcelndistress At least it wasn't the post-9/11 remix

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@junglecat_2009 I have enough natural melanin that I only get a very slight burn, like, the first time I go to the beach for the year and am hella white on my torso. The feeling goes from "I am bathing in bountiful sunshine" to "this bountiful sun is very slightly pin pricking the skin"

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Every year, without fail, Too Hot to Wear a Black Tee weather takes me by surprise

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@BuffaloSabres Didn't see "announce Alex Tuch's long-term contract on there, I'm sure some intern made a mistake but please update asap

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@SabresClassics Conversely, I hope that he is no longer working for the Sabres

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Three Hot Dogs Before Noon type shit

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@sportmanteau89 Now do The Purple Bunch

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Big takeaway from my MJ rewatches is how much he influenced the way I dress. White oxford god, great white tee guy.

[sam korman @waxingthecurb]

Jaeb fakie flipping Rincon in a white button down lookin like he just got off a catering job -- chef's kiss

[Quartersnacks @quartersnacks]

Wrote about my favorite Marc Johnson part on QS: https://t.co/zRp5YXqFHK

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@OsseChi @AdamBojak You want to go to Duff's

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I can't stop thinking about Louie, that last visit, and the weight on top of him right now. I can't begin to imagine.

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@cigarettetax Saw a Post obit too; feels hella disrespectful to have some general assignment journalist saying things like how Maple was the most notable brand he skated for.

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@BMaz1 Cannot believe the reactionary mob with pitchforks ready to banish him. He, like everyone on the team that doesn't wear 91 or 6, could have done more against MTL, but look at the forest instead of the trees. He's clearly a pillar in the dressing room!

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@BigMeanInternet Zach's Life is a Highway influence is strong, huh

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@dabongohead This is the line.

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Woke up this morning and still don't have words about MJ. I had such a bizarre conversation with him for The Rules. His Yeah Right part hit my eyes at just the point where it could change the way I looked at skateboarding. I feel for his son and family. I can't believe it.

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The late Sonny Rollins — skateboarder in a parallel universe