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[courtney @iBybee]

when you almost get kicked out of a bar bc you forget that you're in omaha and not maryville so it's not acceptable to use the mens restroom

[Ray @rayannbenoit]

Well slap my ass and tell me good game bc I just got played

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[Lexy Cox @lexyanna4]

My ex taught me that no matter how good of a woman you are...you’ll never be good enough for a guy who isn’t ready to be a man.

[rachael @rachaelllll5]

Bc I refuse to give my hard earned money to people who choose to be lazy and vote for socialism

[courtney @iBybee]

this is DISGUSTING. Shame on you @chadronstate. What a pathetic excuse for a college.

[HannahBower2 @hanzbananzz]

Just a reminder the gyms are going to be crowded.

Have patience. Be kind.

Someone’s eagerly excited & nervous to begin a new path toward being healthy. Before getting annoyed remember we all started somewhere.

They are paying & entitled to the gym space just as much as you are

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

I wanna be in that friend group that goes on skiing trips and stays in little cabins that have hot tubs and takes last minute road trips to fields to camp and that kinda stuff😭

[ocean @OceanleaA]

An Aussie just ID’d me for fags and handed over for my license for him to ask me what one my date of birth is? Let’s have a wee vote troops am I
A) 21
B) 3 months old
Or finally, C) -2732 days old

[courtney @iBybee]

@Rachael_M_K Hahaha yes, I knew it!! 😂

[Prof. Michael Sweet @DiseaseMatters]

Introducing, the Skeleton Panda Sea Squirt (as it’s getting close to Halloween and they are simply cool) - unknown exactly which species this is but could be either Polycitor proliferus or Clavelina moluccensis. Any further suggestions for an ID?

[courtney @iBybee]

@Rachael_M_K Hahahaha I lived 30 seconds from an airforce base my entire life and I can see every one of those guys saying that lmao they slide into the dms like nobody's business 🤣

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

the media just isn’t gonna let this rest until they get the joker inspired shooting spree they want lmao

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If you’re celebrating Planned Parenthood’s defunding as a win for the Pro-Life movement, remember you just stripped MILLIONS of women of:

-Rape counseling referrals
-Cancer screenings
-STD testing/treatment
-Prenatal services
-Inexpensive BC & contraceptives

So please fuck off.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Because you’d wake up 128 miles from where your car is?

[Blake Mack @lets_go_fishin2]

This is how my friends express their concerns! ❤️

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

Guess my snake learned table manners