Thank you, @CarlaHolley, for all the nights you couldn't sleep, for all the things we broke or otherwise didn't appreciate because we were too young to understand, for working 24/7 to make sure we never went without, for always putting your children first. Happy Mother's Day 💐
@NWCS425 hey I tried to find a way to contact you discreetly but you don't give people that option, so I'm here on Twitter to tell you that I bought some of your flower the other day and it's moldy. You need a better curing & drying process.
I have this friend who didn't know what's going on with starbucks so I told her & she replied "starbucks isn't even in my vocabulary, so they can fudge off." It was beautiful 😂
Here’s a bird turd. After all, they say bird poop is good luck.
In honor of canceled flights, sudden coughs, and surging prices, let's chant Duolingo’s Most 2022 Phrase: “Please don’t cancel my plans.”
Use this bird poop wisely. I can only make so much.
#duolingo365
When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
@ColourPopCo can eat my entire ass, supporting a transphobe and then having the NERVE to "raise money" for (ask other people to donate to) The Trevor Project. Absolutely donate to TTP, but not ever through CP's links. #boycott#TransRightsAreHumanRights#JKRowling#TERFs
@danidonovan A frozen veggie medly with broccoli steamed with honey drizzled over it, chimken bits, ginger, thyme, rosemary, and garlic, cooked in butter, also honey near the end so it doesn't burn.
To me, if indeed God disapproved of queerness and sent queer people to hell, the only moral response to that is that God is evil and should be opposed.