Emma ☠️

I'm not a shambles - it's just grunge

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

Anyone else still hoping for a late wave of puberty to take them from mess to hot mess?

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

The app is still showing people on the bus, so bit confused why none of us could get on?

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

@FirstinGlasgow wild idea - if your drivers are finishing their shift and not picking anyone up, maybe don't show the buses on the app as still going to the final destination. Just a thought.

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

sometimes you just need to listen to Helena on repeat for a while, y'know?

[🇻🇦 @s6788_]

Scotland get knocked out the euros

Linwood :

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

I think @Siobhan_Miller stage side watching Hannah Rarity's set pure smiling the whole time is the most wholesome thing and why I bloody love this festival #TheReeling

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Sir David Attenborough as Easter Eggs.

A thread.

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

@FirstinGlasgow Must have been an issue with the app then, as all three showed a countdown of their arrival to due, and then disappeared.

Thanks for getting back

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

See if your buses aren't gonna turn up @FirstinGlasgow, go and not put them on your "live tracker" please and thank you x

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

@FirstinGlasgow The stop was IKEA - S-bound

[Michael McEwan @MMcEwanGolf]

Everybody: "There's Neil Armstrong standing on the moon."

Nic Berry & Brian MacNeice: "There's no conclusive proof his feet touched the ground."

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

listen it's bad if scotrail is calling you out

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

“…no conclusive proof of grounding…”
The ball:

#SCOvFRA

[Ross Cunningham @Ross_in_Orkney]

What did the referee believe was below the ball here if it wasn't grass?

[Towyn🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇹🇷 @towynbevan1]

Rugby officials are truly cowards. The entire structure and language of ‘the on field decision’ is designed for them to avoid big calls. If anyone uses their common sense, they know it’s a try without a second thought, there is nothing else the ball could’ve hit. #SCOvFRA

[Fatgirl Fat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @napqueen3000]

Literally where is this ball supposed to be if it's not on the fucking ground?

A portal didn't open up to another world. It's on the GROUND.

I'm not even Scottish and I'm livid. Cowardly ref decision.

#SCOvFRA #SixNations

[Emma ☠️ @ICanPlaySax]

Think the ref needs a loan of Galthié's glasses #AsOne

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

"what we've seen is the worst attack on Israel since The Holocaust"

I can't express to you more than I am right now how dangerous language can be, because there was no attack on Israel during the Holocaust because it did not exist during that event.

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

Good evening to the person who just left us hunners of whelks* on the Dalmuir train. Why would you do this?

* https://t.co/348asFNqe1

[h☆ @1twentyoneguns_]

if you were front row at NGHFB last night in the white oasis top, you deserve to have these, that first pic especially, RT and help me find him pls😎📸

https://t.co/9fSB7ItZ3w