Emma Hudson

Avid fan of lame jokes and food | Mount Allison University Alum

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

This is it folks. The epitome of Canadian winter right here.

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

In case anyone wonders why I'm single - a man smiled at me on the street and I responded by breathing too hard and inhaling a black fly up my nose.

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

I have to say, running into a body positivity influencer on the street less than 24 hours after I cried at the gym because I hadn't lost any weight this week was one of the more ironic things that has ever happened to me.

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Well day 101 and I finally lost my wordle streak. Please support me in this time of mourning.
Wordle 304 X/6

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I haven't been posting my Wordle scores every day because I don't want to be that person, but I just want the record to state I have been doing it and reached a milestone today:

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One day you're young, and the next you're scrolling through LinkedIn in bed at 12:06am on a Friday night.

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

Definitely not a sports gal.... Until it's the Olympics and then you can find me screaming at the tv alone in my apartment at midnight.

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@Jena_McLean far better than my Fredericton type which seems to be "army man with facial hair" YIKES

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Okay hear me out - a new reality competition series to find the next great dinner theatre. Judged by Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell. Hosted by Kristin Chenoweth (to irritate them further).
Accepting suggestions for working titles.

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You may be single.
But I bet you're not "boss crafts an elaborate scheme to set you up with her best friend's son" single.

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

The type of nightly bullying I get from my mother 😂😂

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

Merry "take a drink everytime you see an engagement announcement" day! Cheers to Christmas in your twenties!

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

I'm not quite sure why the Hamilton soundtrack is playing in the lobby of my office building at 8:15am but I'm not mad at it?

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

@rygeoffrey I have never been more stressed than I was this week ngl

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

All I want for Christmas is for men to stop wasting my time.

[Emma Hudson @ICantEmman]

Me: standing in my kitchen eating cheese and crackers over the sink before I go out
Also me: ooh what do we have here, a little pre-game charcuterie perhaps?

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Spending my evening dog sitting for a man I once dated, all the while being bailed on by the date I was supposed to have tonight is a spooky Halloween mood let me tell ya!

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Just thinking about how all those years of watching America's Next Top Model as a teen and listening to Tyra talk about Smizing has really come in handy for the era of mask-wearing.

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Something that makes me smile on a daily basis are kind-hearted Maritimers at war with themselves as to whether they can hold the door open for you while maintaining social distance. When they position themselves as far away as possible with their fingertips still on the door. 😭

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Watching people declare their love for each other on the season finale of love island while half-assedly swiping through trash men on tinder is a mood LET ME TELL YA.

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Sending this to all my friends who like to tease me for driving an "old person car". This is the vibe I wish I was projecting honestly 😂