Lewis Case

[Lewis Case @iCaseyy]

@JoshDysonn It’s satire Josh🤣

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

LIVE SCENES 😭❤️

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Incident Report:

Employee: Robot.

Infraction: Unauthorized dancing and smashed dishes.

Staff required to contain: Several.

Reason given: He just wants to dance.

The robot has no regrets.

[Lewis Case @iCaseyy]

@Burgo8 @EduardoHagn It does! 🤯😅 he’s getting sold in the summer 🤣

[Fox News @FoxNews]

HERO'S REGRET: 100-year-old British WWII veteran Alec Penstone lamented the current state of the United Kingdom, saying the country is less free now than when he fought for it in the war.

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
THE TWEET UNDER THIS AFTER YOU OPEN IT OMFG I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

To think I'm almost scrolled past this

[Arsenal Chizzy @ArsenalChizzy_]

@FabrizioRomano Kai Havertz your sacrifice will never go unnoticed 😩♥️

[max tempers @maxtempers]

Woman brags about getting a Motability car for NARCOLEPSY!

"I can't do public transport as I fall asleep randomly and miss my stops"
"No worries, here's the keys to your new death machine!"

[TPH @TPH141190]

Warm init

[Lewis Case @iCaseyy]

@Cfc_DiggaD @WelBeast 13 goals in 67 prem games pal, absolutely groundbreaking 🤣

[Lewis Case @iCaseyy]

@MKShingin @WelBeast Ermmm there’s this player called Nwaneri, ever heard of him?🤔

[Jimmy The Fool 🃏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jimmythefool]

Oh no. Jeremy Vine had his biked nicked so he decided to read out “mean tweets” 🤣🤣
Guess who’s number 1? 🤗

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

We should not be compelled to say things that simply aren’t true. And we must not. If a grown man wants to wear a dress and believe he is a woman? That is not my business. He can do as he pleases, but do not expect the rest of us to warp reality to suit a personal belief.

A man is not a woman - no matter how sincerely he believes otherwise. That’s just a fact. There are men and there are women. End of story.

This is particularly pertinent in sport. Men have a clear and proven physical advantage. To allow them to compete against women is cruel. What individual takes any satisfaction from winning on such an uneven playing field?

Women-only spaces must remain for women. No exceptions. No debate. Women only. Privacy, dignity, and safety - all of that trumps ideology.

The woke policing of language, in healthcare particularly, must end.

Women get pregnant. Men do not.

Men have a penis. Women do not.

'Chestfeeding', 'people who have ovaries', 'birthing people' - put it all in the bin.

Crucially, we must keep this poison away from impressionable young boys and girls - forensically remove it from the classroom and any educational setting.

Today’s decision is an important moment. But it is only the first step on a long path back to some normality.

We now need firm and unapologetic action to remove men from women’s sport and spaces, and restore the principle that reality is not up for any negotiation.