φιλομάθεια

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

the jokes write themselves. 🤣🤣🤣

[ARIKE!! @gyal_arike]

those two men were coursemates she has known for years.. she also thought they were her friends

[Auggie The Serenading Psychic (🚰❤️‍🔥♣️) @CryptoMuse01]

Did you know that in 2021, the ICIR found that Lagos Agberos extort over ₦120B annually ($300M at the time) from drivers?

The NURTW functions essentially as a state-backed, private terror cartel.

In 2021, this syndicate out-earned 34 out of 36 Nigerian states—dwarfing entire state budgets and clearing nearly 30% of the IGR of the almighty Lagos State.

And they keep almost all of it. Only a tiny, unofficial sliver goes to local governments through the LGAs to keep them pliant.

Long before Tompolo landed his juicy pipeline surveillance contracts, Tinubu had willed Lagosians, public motorists, and their hard-earned money over to this private army.

Today, that army has evolved into an untouchable corporate shadow government.

They don't build schools, they don't fix the roads, and they don't provide welfare.

They just extort everyday Nigerians by day, and serve as political enforcers to intimidate voters by on election nights.

[Fash @oaf_sage]

The students that pray, fast, purify themselves murdered their classmate.

OR will you consider those ones illiterates too?
Say something else!

[Tanitoluwa @Adeife_Adenekan]

he did not do any of those things btw

[Beloved of God @Edenlife9]

The man you follow:
- Had sex with 9 women in one night
- Permitted the rape of women and girls
- Had sex with his son's wife
- Had sex with his cousin's wife
- Raped a child
- Had sex with a maid on his wife's bed

You can't make this up.

Islam is a foolish religion.

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Ever since the news broke about Saudi Arabia beheading two people allegedly caught having sex or kissing in a mosque, Abubakar Shekau’s baby mamas, wannabe girlfriends, exes, and the entire army of terrorist apologists masquerading as “moderate” Muslim women have been crawling out of the woodwork.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

You won’t make us forget this.

[Nigato Sama @superirale]

Address your fellow Muslims please. No one outside that religion thinks it is okay

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

I’m Nigerian
Tinubu has destroyed my country.

[先生 @TheFisola]

Origin story of the “super ex”

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Father Patricio Sánchez passed away after a cross fell on him while he was celebrating Mass at Perpetuo Socorro Church.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[JOSHUA @JJExclusive1]

It will be all of us potion one day, just hope your day is long enough.

You people need to stop this foolish prayers and face reality

[Mike @osemike300]

Nigerian men really deserves better frrrrr

[Mr Piccolo @iamchrizten]

She really said the quiet part out loud 😭

“Women are 1,000x more narcissistic than males” and then went full lecture mode. The part she said “you only get one mama, love her no matter what” vs “nobody ever says that about dad” point actually hit different.

And the part about women thinking they can talk to you any kind of way, put hands on you, and still expect you to speak of them like angels… whew.
Some of y’all about to screenshot this and send it to the group chat. Some of y’all about to write a 10-paragraph essay in the comments.

Have you experienced any of these? Let me know in the comments.

[Anunaki @Anunakin]

Indeed he is. What a guy!
He must now keep the spoils of war. Congratulations to him.

[Chief Edozie @UncleSamad_]

Women have to come together and decide if they're equal human beings or not

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

‘What was Adam’s sin? Adam was sent out of Eden for touching the tithe. Adam didn’t eat apple. Adam didn’t commit adultery. Adam touched the tithe which belongs to God. Because Adam touched the tithe, God said to him “pls get out of here”

-Alfa Ibiyeomie https://t.co/ImKWcCwoJ1

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Schrödinger��s woman.

Equal and unequal to men at the same time, depending on which position is more convenient.