Ian Chrisman

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Kurt angle! It makes this movie even better #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Crazy! #Sharknado2

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Breaking news: an earthquake in Mexico caused 150 car crashes which resulted in 52,987 deaths

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

In life you can fail at something you don't want, so you might as well try fit something you love.

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

@TomHam11 you sister is 7 rows in front of me at the clippers game. Should I throw peanuts at her?

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Change gone come

[Matt Porter @mattyports]

I asked Drake a very important question. https://t.co/DW0YKkE1wT

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Anything under 50lbs is not a dog, it's a car and cats are pointless #ronswanson

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Not liking theses flagrant calls, can't even square up no more. #15yrdpenalty

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Seems like every time a duke player even touches the ball there is a foul. #fixed

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

It's good that they let the special needs kids sit on the michigan bench.

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Stop shooting Lenzelle please

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Buckeyes need to get the bubble out #hilgenberg

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Oh shit free bagel day at the gym! Fat kid problems

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Do you think he goes down on her? #my600lblife

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

Just saw Amir Williams at Joe's Crab Shack threw him a high five but he dropped it.

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

A guy told me he saw a ghost the other night thought it was Casper, but it was black I said it must have been Decasper! Ha I crack myself up

[Ian Chrisman @IChrisman]

@kodyball hey @ericmvmmjohnson informed me that you knocked my apple out if my hand so you started it.