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CC '16

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

Daydreaming about shrimp cocktail right now...

[Tom Singer @Tom_Singer]

On that double, BTW, T-San’s slugging average went DOWN from 2.500 to 2.000. #Pirates

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

The Mercedes-Benz Auto 2000 Was The Car Of The Future In 1981 http://t.co/8Hyfg6aFOi

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@whoischet Hard to say, bruh.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@whoischet BREWED FOR GOOD TIMES.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@busmother Co-Op City.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

"Nacho Extreme, the human dumpster."

[Dejan Kovacevic @Dejan_Kovacevic]

What sane person can look at system where handful of teams have EVERY advantage in free agency -- MLB and international -- and call it fair?

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@MSmmns210 They're going to choose you, Myles.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

Try to tell me Steve Earle's "Guitar Town" isn't perfect.

[Matt Rudnitsky 👽 @Mattrud]

Doctor to concussed Te'o: "Who's your girlfriend?" Te'o "That's a trick question!" "OK, you can go back in."

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@Jalopnik Only two or three of those really improved across the board.

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@MattyWorldStar And me right now. Where you at, kid?

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@yaMecilA @adhocfm @SarahRecordsDoc I'm too hyped for this!

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@yaMecilA Real pros shovel snow to the calming sounds of nature.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

"Do you ever go to the Hustler Club now that you're in New York?"

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@MattyWorldStar What are you going to get him, kid?

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@MattyWorldStar @Al_Mazzeo Wonder if anyone has ever cheated by tweeting for the answer?

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@Al_Mazzeo Okay, I'm game. Stop tweeting during your exam, kid.

[Ike Clemente Kitman @ICKitman]

@Al_Mazzeo My African American Lit class had a take-home final, but it wasn't posted online until 5 pm yesterday.