If tubby cats has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If tubby cats has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If tubby cats has only one fan then that is me.
If tubby cats has no fans, then that means I am no longer on this earth.
If the world is against tubby cats, then I am against the world.
like bls. look at this clowder. you think i spent years carefully curating this elite squad just to sell them??
you're out of your mind, buddy! these tubbies are mine!
all the best to you tho xo