Ian Combs

Multi-talented international scholar, author, and bassist. Makes things up, occasionally.

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@tomemmer @Tim_Walz Blow it out your blowhole, Tom. The head of your party soiled himself on camera yesterday. He's a disgrace to the nation, and you're a disgrace to my district for supporting the most corrupt and incompetent administration in American history. Shame on you you hopeless demagogue.

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@elonmusk Under what religious order is the Odyssey a sacred text, you warthog-faced buffoon?

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@tomemmer You've done nothing about it but bitch, Tom. You were in the government when all this happened, too.

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@jakepaul You literally do not understand the constitution.

But then again you're also a shitty fake boxer.

How's the jaw?

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@jakepaul I knew you were a moron.

You're also the world's foremost fake boxer as far as I can see.

Good to also know you're a racist,

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@LauraLoomer @NRSC You have fartbeans for brains.

Your golden idol Trump is an addled old man who probably diddled kids.

Interesting horse to hitch your wagon to, hoss.

Why would it be surprising to find out he's a demented old racist?

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@wyshynski Especially if this male Picabo was a hitter, too. Would be sending dudes to the Picabo ICU.

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@CoachBGonzo I mean, they'd say yes, I think...because that would be highway robbery.

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@PaulCharchian ¿Por Que no Los dos?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Jesus Christ WHY HER? I thought we were done with her!

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@VinnysCorner1 First Vikes QB I watched was Tommy Kramer.

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@AshtonForbes @JakeLang Don't get to destroy property to make a political statement unless it's YOUR OWN.

Moron.

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@JakeLang Catching a felony charge before you can even protest?

You've absolutely nutted while putting a condom on, hoss.

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@elonmusk You COULD volunteer.

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@Gaardsy Pass. Good player. Not a fan of his off-the-court stuff. Granted it seems to have been a one-off...but if it's between him and Giannis, please bring me Giannis.

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@emperoreaganite

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@PaulCharchian It has a decent amount of citric acid.

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@PaulCharchian Maybe I'm too much of a whiskey guy these days because that stuff is like candy. The citrus notes!!! It's so good!

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@AGPamBondi "Attack."

Okay AG Barbie.

How those Epstein Files coming along? I feel like December was...last year.