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eric | 26 | he/him | nine inch nails, joy division, and depeche mode trash | horror + wrestling whore | godzilla is my dad | @IcosPriv is my private account

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Just in case Elon starts making it mandatory to send him pictures of your feet in order to log in to this hellsite

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@Xlad99 This looks like if Robin Williams guest hosted an episode of 2009-2010 Monday Night Raw

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@GooseworxMusic Don't buy no worx from the goose station

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@cartmanologist Isn't Pomni an accountant in her mid 20s? She probably unironically enjoys fish with steamed green beans.

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@AgroWasHere In an episode of SpongeBob, Plankton's inmate number was 655321, the same inmate number as Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

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@BobLamb65977913 @SeanRossSapp They don't even upload all the WCW and ECW episodes, nonetheless would they be able to handle the TNA library 💀

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@mitsumemori @CurseJhonny That genuinely makes sense why a lot of those Austin comics that brag about taking T so they can avoid taking antidepressants are pink/red a lot of the time

[improbably miva @returntopassion]

i love limp bizkit

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

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@WillQuintanaNW I remember that's what AWA tried selling itself as in the mid-80s and early 90s. I remember trying to stay awake for a couple of their matches around that time, and they were just legitimately dry.

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Doctor who 2005-2025

It was 20 years old.

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

#wcw99

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@turnip_turns @DLCDonut

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@peterlanee Don McLean could never have written Graduation

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@SkinnyTuna And it was good (based my Instagram handle off of one of clippings songs)

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@TherealZinney @dilophosaurid Th best role he ever played was a douchebag in American Psycho and I'm convinced he drew from his own experience.

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@ashstabbath Trans FN Rights

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@redfourd They're inventing new people that haven't been invented yet

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@Rothmus My mom would do this to me just to make sure I wasn't a sociopath

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@JaimsVanDerBeek Off-topic, but Eddy had no right looking like a cutie patootie when he was younger