Timipre Sambo

Hier liegt Rußland, und hier liegt Frankreich, und wir sind in der Mitte; das ist meine Karte von Afrika.

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@ItsMeJasonT IT DOUBLES AS A FLAMETHROWER!!! http://t.co/tvNY7JcNxW #itssupereffective

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@BrendanTJohnson Triple dent gum will make you smile!

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 Here is a photo of Emperor Karl I at his wedding to inspire you in your hour of need. #viribusunitis

[Brendan Johnson @BrendanTJohnson]

I still don't know if I'm doing Snapchat right...

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 Is that a challenge? #thishouseisbeautiful

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 Can you get me an Illinois voter ID before then?

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@CeliaHallan Isn't it magnificent? http://t.co/8lwv58K2A0 #viralvideo #blastfromthepast

[Brendan Johnson @BrendanTJohnson]

*Syriza unilaterally moves negotiations location to Hawai'i to maximize the length of June 30.*

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@thatcrazyKimmyG @laurenbretz Grexit Grexit

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@thatcrazyKimmyG @laurenbretz Ribbit ribbit

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@CeliaHallan Right?! One packet is too small. Two packets is too much. And then you get these jumbo sized things that are just impossible!

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@BriNAYnayJ @BrendanTJohnson Happy to pass approval on dishes as necessary! #justsayin #prettypleasebrennypoo

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@BrendanTJohnson Really! Oh that is very exciting! Yes, it's been an awfully boring week otherwise. #Happy70UNCharter

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

"As a nation, out of terrible tragedy, God has visited grace upon us. For he has allowed us to see where we’ve been blind." —@POTUS

[Amber DeJohn / @amberdawn.bsky.social @amberdejohn]

Peanuts are legumes

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 Heidi, exasperated from her math class, defenestrates herself at a 65 degree angle. Express the angle in radians. #piover180

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@amberdejohn Mlle DeJohn, pour une femme comme vous de talent et capacité incomparable, la lutte est temporaire. Le succès est à jamais!

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 There's a new organic food store not too far from Case actually. They sell the best sriracha chips 😍 So I sympathize. A lot.

[Timipre Sambo @ICPPC2718]

@HeidiKurnia1 @TheSecretSaass What a sweet Southern gentleman! #CBFAGFDCBCDGECEGBCBFAGFDCBCEDDC

[Brendan Johnson @BrendanTJohnson]

Honestly I don't care that your kid is an honor student in middle school.