Joey Freshwater

A special what's haapnin' to all my soldiers over there in Iraq

[New York Jets History @nyjetshistory]

Some day...

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

electric trimmer to your bush name 5 japanese breakfast songs

[Joey Freshwater @Icy_Berg]

Shitttt top life feeling

[Joey Freshwater @Icy_Berg]

Hitting a home run or dunking gotta be top sports feeling

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

call me ken sniffey jr the way i’d be smelling that seat

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[Bones🇺🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷 @Boness305]

Giannis by the time the regular season starts

[micheal @godsb0y]

dunkin used regular milk in my coffee instead of oatmilk

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I took her to the river and I creeked it

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.

[Eli @rats7]

monitoring my slow cooker at work because anything could happen

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me a 32 year old unemployed man walking into the 11 am screening of minions

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Welcome to Philly, @LabaronPhilon. Real quick, do you ride motorcycles? Do you have a sesame seed allergy? Have you ever played basketball and thought “I’d rather be a professional fisherman?” Let us know thanks!

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[mo @knownasmo_]

the padded calf sleeves was drip

[Joey Freshwater @Icy_Berg]

- the most insufferable girl you know

It is a shame god blessed her with massive cans. Give them to someone more deserving inshallah

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

How it feels to throw your shit from the shower to the toilet