James M. Beach

Writer, composer, photographer, rational anarchist

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

Author page here, for seekers and afficionados of absurdtastical writifications.

https://t.co/J73KsACdJ4

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@LindaMcCorkle @JoJoFromJerz Oh, so now the president is completely responsible for the stock market AND that's a sign that the economy is doing great?
So you'll accept that for the stock market under the Biden administration also? :) :)
.... Didn't think so.
Your selective attention fools no one.

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@Milajoy Don't worry, Pratt doesn't need the help. He's going to lose all by himself

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@Irina_exh Faaaaaàaake as fuuuuuuuuck

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@poe_collector Thank you for the true embodiment of sorry not sorry :)

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@NotJuJuWatkins7 @JoJoFromJerz Good for them. It would break my heart if they fell for this

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@DavidLewis40051 @JoJoFromJerz Keep them out of office first

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@Coldstray That dude is lucky his head is still attached

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

In college, I checked out 10+ library books for a research project.
Then I forgot to return them.
A month later, I got a bill for hundreds in late fees.
I was broke.
And the university wouldn’t release my grades until I paid.
So I did something ridiculous.
I stuffed all the books into my backpack.
Walked into the library.
And quietly put every book back in its exact place on the shelves.
The next day, I called the library.
“I received a notice saying my books are overdue, but I’m pretty sure I returned them.”
The librarian put me on hold.
A few minutes later, she came back.
“Oh… you’re right. All of the books are here. We’re so sorry.”
Every late fee was erased.
My transcript was released.
And I graduated thanks to the fact that I technically returned my own books.

[Tad Ghostal @poe_collector]

If you’re a young person buying into the “anti millennial” propaganda just be aware that adults want you to be smarter and happier than us.

Corporations want to keep you uneducated, poor, and desperate through isolation. The adults in your life want you independent and free.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Chemtrails don't exist

Turbo cancer doesn't exist

Covid vaccines are vaccines and they worked

Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid

Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer

Ivermectin doesn't work for Hantavirus

Ivermectin doesn't work for Ebola

Vaccines don't cause autism

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New video shows a message in chalk outside of Stephen Colbert's final show as CBS washes it away:

"Thank you Stephen, and fuck you CBS and Donald Trump."

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@sue97687 @Emolclause Who is President right now?

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@toot5000 @ChurchillFella I am choosing to believe this because I want to, and I have no further questions

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@budiarta36389 @ChurchillFella Yes. They are out of their mind.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

INCREDIBLE!

Washington Post journalist Hannah Natanson who had Trump’s FBI raid her home and take her phones and laptops, just won the Pulitzer Prize with the Washington Post.

Congrats!!

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@poe_collector One of the many positive benefits of not actually falling into evil

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@poe_collector See this is how positive magic works .

[James M. Beach @ideADDicted]

@poe_collector Enshittification.
Now available as pre-planned obsolescence

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

THANK YOU HUNGARY FOR NOT FUCKING UP

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

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