Ideal Giant

Just a place for Mr. Box

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@AnnCoulter Don't mix the #constitution with your #peroxide

[Ari Scott @ariscott]

A good way to pay for the wall would be to raise funds through a pay-per-view event where Trump takes an IQ test in real time.

[Candace René Bryan @cantdancebryan]

I'm honestly inspired by the laziness of this sign.

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

:) https://t.co/C6K8ztOK9q

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

@bessbell @frenchielaboozi You guys are so much more mature about twitter fights than dudes that it is honestly embarrassing

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@aparnapkin You're (blank) and momma
Drepresses you funny.

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

High Noonish https://t.co/myAl8QR59W

[Honda Ridgeline Owner’s Club @InternetUser8]

Oh my god this guy in this bathroom wearing a cowboy hat just greeted me with a "howdy brother" and I panicked and I said "yee haw"

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@Guinz Hurry up and sell it to HBO/Netflix/whatever.

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@classycassie815 @PortlandPauline

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

Company @blinkhealth will message you like an army of teenage girls if you sign up with them.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@RealEagleBites Arrest those darn baseball bats

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Nickel and diming the people who sign up to take a bullet for you is a bad way to go through life https://t.co/evoElXoI6z

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@jonlovett @laurenduca .@jonlovett Or you could call @laurenduca "my running mate" for the presidency.

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

You forgot the straws? https://t.co/OwagbCwgtI

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

My girlfriend does not want to split the gallon of milk I smuggled into the movie theater for us 😔

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@Audi #powerhazard advocacy

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

Too matchy? https://t.co/9zHK0tPl2n

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

92-year-old Jimmy Carter—day after being hospitalized with dehydration while building homes for the poor—is back building homes for the poor https://t.co/jurvVYV0Ij

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@anamariecox @crooked_friends Comfort = collusion

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@anamariecox @crooked_friends "Divisive ain't gonna cut it no more"

[Ideal Giant @IdealGiant]

@jonlovett Treason

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

56 years ago today I was released from Parchman Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson, MS for using a "white" restroom. #goodtrouble