Bros Before Hoes

Your bro needs you but when it comes to the tip of your dick she always wins...wtf do you do? let her win but later party with your bros.

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When you realize animals get more likes than most humans

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Bae: come over

Me: I have to babysit today

Bae: I'm home alone

Me:

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That moment she say don't pull out and you just came to smash and leave

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When your bro finally realize she a hoe but still tryin to fuck.. https://t.co/tLRqxdaXQG

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When your mom said she was calling the cops about your behavior when you were little

https://t.co/CrZfQVTTgn”

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Hate when I can't trust my bros or these hoes

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Bro before hoes, unless she's not a hoe. #FirstTweet