Jeffery Epstein

Financier, World Renowned Investor, Pussy Slayer, and #Young! Best friends with everyone you follow… Currently h̶a̶n̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ in and out of Prison.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@POTUS Is the economy fixed yet?

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@NetflixAnime Jojo fans should just unsubscribe and pirate the episodes atp

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@NetflixJP If I don’t see Episode 2 by the end of April I will personally show up to your next shareholders conference. Count your days Netflix…

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

See you soon, Diddy.
You should’ve invited me over for a 1 on 1 “Freak-Off”
Now you will end up just like me!
Please don’t kys in prison @Diddy, everything is gonna be alright.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@BillClinton Hey what’s up old friend, do you wanna hangout like old times? I still have that dress I painted you in if you want to try it on?

I miss you every day, Bill.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@don_clasen You are a bitch and loser. My cell mate would make you scream and giggle like a gay school boy.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@Phromonex @LGBT Shh, don’t expose us. This is why we ended up in JAIL!

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@blumspew @Trueblue751 You should bring her over to my place next time you come to visit. I’m sure Mr. Lucas and Mr. Spielberg would love to meet her.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@blumspew One thing I noticed is that you stopped writing me letters. It would make my prison sentence dramatically better! Remember all the time we spent together? I miss those days, on my private plane, and I hope you do too.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

FREE TAY-K!

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@AGPamBondi Are you sure about that?

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

“I’ve know Jeff for 15 years, terrific guy!” -@POTUS

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@borgirqing @WhiteHouse Ts tuff gang

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

Finally settling this once and for all, @realDonaldTrump IS a child molesting pedophile and does in fact hate poor people.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@realDonaldTrump Good boy Donald

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@POTUS These prices better come down, because child sex trafficking is becoming an increasingly unsustainable industry.

Imagine what that would do to the economy.

Under Trump Child Sex Trafficking was BOOMING!

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@blumspew Currently dumping on the john while reading your post, very good work again Mr.Blum.

The meme is most humorous and I must say this has entertained me throughout the ass wiping process.

Til next time pal! #Young

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@blumspew @kangaroos991 I would’ve been much better off if I had immigrated to Pyongyang after Trump was elected. If Clinton won, I think I would have immigrated into the White House instead.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@TateTheTalisman Ok, well, last time I turned off auto-pilot I ended up in jail. I thought Don would let me slide, we were buddies.

Now, I will register to vote for abortion, so I can buy and sell more adrenochrome.

Would you like to purchase some? I’ll give you the sex trafficker discount!

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@blumspew I remember this photo, and I was the one how took it for @realDonaldTrump. This was right before we were all gonna hop on my private jet with RFK Jr.

[Jeffery Epstein @IDidntKMS]

@TateTheTalisman If DIICOT is SOOOOOO corrupt, why not just bribe the Judge? If not him then the prosecutor. Or, you could just eat the charges like a gangster and come hang out with me, your BEST mate, Epstein!

I’ll even let you have the bottom bunk!