Helen 💙

Pro Indy/EU Socialist who believes everyone matters #NHSPAY15 #ToriesOut

[Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 🇪🇺♿️🐟 #RightToLove 💙 @BlokeOnWheels]

My lovely night owls! I i'm really worried about the new plans for disability benefits, but I'm lifted by the responses from people on here. When the consultation is published. , Disabled people are going to need our allies to fight with us like never before, are you in? ✊

[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

Politics in 2024, life in 2024!!!

[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

@NicolaSturgeon OH Nicola that was brutal. Seemed more like a political inquiry than a Covid inquiry, very David and Goliath. Get the kettle on...and breathe...

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Reform UK will challenge the Tories in EVERY seat at the next general election which is likely to split the Tory vote and boost the chances of a Labour victory

[@thetimes]

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

THIS GOVERNMENT IS UTTERLY WITHOUT SHAME!

Asked today how it will help desperate mothers unable to afford formula milk for their babies the Transport Secretary responds with its halving inflation boll****

THAT WON’T HELP MOTHERS WHO CAN’T AFFORD FORMULA MILK RIGHT NOW!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I have never heard so much bull**** in a single conference speech

This is the round up you won’t see on @BBCNews. If you think the country should see it RT it widely

[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

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[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

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[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

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[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

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[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Thank you everyone for sending this to more views today then Rishi Sunak’s original video. TOGETHER we can beat this Governments bull**** and take the TRUTH to the public

[Tony Blackburn OBE. @tonyblackburn]

How can a man imprisoned for 17 years falsely be charged for his stay when released from prison. He didn’t ask to be in prison, he hadn’t done anything wrong it was a dreadful mistake by the authorities. If he had been guilty and released he wouldn’t have to pay for his bed and board. Has the world gone mad !!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

A favour everyone! The original video from yesterday suddenly appears to have gone! I’ve reposted it. Please RT it widely. The public must know the TRUTH

[Jenny Jones @GreenJennyJones]

Hi Everyone. I've lost 400 followers overnight. What's that about?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Love this from Ben Elton on the BBC…

More of this please.

[Sam Long Covid Since March 2020 @CounsellingSam]

Far-right neo-Nazi groups sent packing from Elgin.
I love the Scottish people ❤️

[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

Is it just me or is it right that even Andrew Tate is given his full name and at one point was even referred to as Andrew but our former FM is always referred to as "Sturgeon", are they really saying Nicola Sturgeon deserves less respect than him?

[Helen 💙 @Idigressoften]

UN chief: 'We are hurtling towards disaster'

https://t.co/zFmuO0sgH6