The Dumb One

Really just trying to make it to the next screen

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Side Scrollers Podcast @SideScrollerPod]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Side Scrollers Announces the Launch of the World's First Digital Condom

The future of protection has officially arrived... by not arriving at all.

DALLAS, TX – Today, Side Scrollers proudly announced the launch of the Digital Condom™, a revolutionary breakthrough in modern consumerism that delivers exactly what today's digital marketplace has conditioned customers to expect: absolutely nothing.

Unlike traditional products, the Digital Condom contains no physical materials, requires no manufacturing, produces no waste, and offers no protection whatsoever. Customers will receive no box, no wrapper, no product, and no ownership beyond the satisfaction of knowing they participated in the future.

Key features include:

100% Digital
100% Empty
Zero Protection
Instant Disappointment
Available Everywhere (and Nowhere)
You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy™

"We looked around and realized people have become completely comfortable paying full price for products they never actually own," said Craig Skistimas, founder of Side Scrollers. "So we asked ourselves, 'What's the logical next step?' The answer was obvious: sell them absolutely nothing. It's the most honest digital product ever created."

The Digital Condom is available immediately for those interested in owning nothing at all.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

makes about as much sense as us changing to digital pizzas

[Leaflit 🍃 Angel's Sword @Leaflit]

Its our word now.

[Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame]

💜 Rita Wheeler 💜

Cosplay by: @MaggyCosplay

[A L E X ︻デ═一 @Alex_zedra]

I was 23 years old when GTA5 dropped.
I did cocaine for the first time, started competing in firearms, started a Youtube and IG, gained 3 millions subs and followers, did more cocaine, got my own operator in call of duty, started a vacation rental company, Invested in many properties, got married, got pregnant with a baby on the way all before GTA6.

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

🚨 gg cans are back in stock while supplies last🚨

oh, and while we're here:

who wants a sugar free version? 👀

[UnsubscribePodcast @UnsubscribeCast]

Have online algorithms become too invasive?

[Froot💀 @LichVtuber]

good morning, I love women

[Louise Sugden @Sughammer]

HERE HE IS!

Its your favourite BIG mecha grandpa (but tiny)

I really pushed myself on this mini & learned so much by painting him too

But also these minis slap and I HIGHLY recommend picking one up to paint!

Hell ye my two favourite hobbies combined!

#gundam #Warhammer

[Luca ✨ @Wanderlustluca]

You should all kneel down before me! #StreetFighter

[UnsubscribePodcast @UnsubscribeCast]

This Veteran’s Month, you can support some amazing causes by purchasing one of our brand new limited edition shirts! These will only be available during the month of November and all profits will go to veteran non-profits at the end of the month.

We will also be donating a portion of ALL other sales on our merch store during the month of November PLUS we will be donating a portion of every Echelon purchase!

Every purchase will also grant you an entry to win some amazing prizes throughout the month!

Let’s show the veteran community some love and hopefully change some lives!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Imagine you own a business.
Then the government either:

A) Makes it illegal not to buy your product, or
B) Hands out unlimited loans so everyone can.

Sales explode. Prices skyrocket. Efficiency dies.
But who cares? Customers service is irrelevant now. The money printer says everyone must pay you.

Congratulations now you understand higher education and healthcare in America.

[Your Narrator @YourNarrator1]

If pokemon has a pateint for summoning creatures into a world, if you now have a kid are you gonna get sued?

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Brandon and I helped give Russian Badger a TBI today

[Space Engineers @SpaceEngineersG]

Bermuda-C class frigate - Heljarmyrkr by waterlilly

https://t.co/KqIDgrhtNb

#SpaceEngineers #Innovation #Space #Science #Sandbox #Xbox #NeedToCreate

[Space Engineers @SpaceEngineersG]

SOR ( SA-CC-393) Ulveflokk by Hvalbein

https://t.co/O6K8j9PH50

#SpaceEngineers #Innovation #Space #Science #Sandbox #Xbox #NeedToCreate

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

We take no chances