IditaTrump

Make Iditarod Great Again. Not affiliated with Donald Trump. Or the Iditarod. Sad!

Do you need to be told this is a parody account?

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

I'm building a wall around the historic #Iditarod trail and will make the Chihuahuas pay for it. #MIGA Make Iditarod Great Again

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Directing the ITC to cut 10% of dog teams in the top checkpoints until the Democrats reopen the government. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

So you're not supposed to steal from dog charities?!

This is literally the first time anyone's ever said that to me.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

@DallasSSweater Nice sweater?

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

I stan Dallas Seavey's sweater.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Fun fact: Aaron Peck's sled is made of pickled peppers.

More ridonkulousness from the Green New Deal.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Wade Marrs is my favorite musher who recorded "Pump Up the Volume."

Mostly because Dallas Seavey's cover version was just not good.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

The American Rescue plan provides $1.9 trillion for rescue animals, but is a clear failure because lead dog Major Biden bites.

Sad!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Before I took office, I promised you that help was on the way. Today, I signed the American Rescue Plan into law, and can officially say: help is here.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Good news, everybody! I have copies of my tax returns available for all journalists!

Come out and see me in Flat, Alaska. I'm there until 6.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

No pies in Takotna. Thanks, Obama!

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

I like Dallas because he's the only musher who doesn't need to be connected to the national electrical grid. He can make it on his own (and charge extra during snowstorms)!

Go Dallas!

[Dr. Saskia Popescu @SaskiaPopescu]

The gentleman on the plane next to me took his mask down so he could FaceTime..for 15 minutes while we taxi. Refuses to keep it on. And keeps referring to women in derogatory terms. So yeah, #InternationalWomensDay  is going as expected. 🙃

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

They claim I'm guilty of racketeering, but have you heard the racket a team of sled dogs makes?

Why aren't dogs being prosecuted? Unfair!

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

New rule: sled dogs are now deductible as dependents.

You're welcome, America!

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Admit it. You missed me.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Don't blame me, I was in Takotna the whole time.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

I herebuy issue the following pardons:

Sass, for all brakeline-related "crimes,"
Pepe, for all axe-related infractions, and
Colbert, for basically everything.

So it is tweeted, so shall it be done.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Welcome, Champ and Major.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

In retrospect, perhaps I should have gotten a dog.

[IditaTrump @IditaTrump]

Dogs are on the ballot.