Chris

This is where I come to say silly stuff

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

@erisaurum 😍

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

@erisaurum 😍😍

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

I'd be so zoned out at work I have no recollection of my day

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

One piece update, currently on episode 63 of 1,145 episodes so 5% done

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Fall is that you? Where you been loca!

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

I feel so awkward when I order Uber eats and there is a whole family in the car judging me like oh little piggy can't get food from down the street oink oink

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

As soon as I try to go to sleep my brain goes, was crime alley named crime alley before or after Thomas and Martha Wayne got mercd?

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Does Count Von Count count because his name is Count or is he named Count because he counts?

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Off for the next three days so gonna put some hours on Borderlands if anyone wants to play

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Kiss or Die might be one of the dumbest shows I ever seen so of course I am loving every second of it

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

The reason I am poor is because gift giving is my love language and I love spoiling my princess (its me I am the princess)

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Imagine a Zorro gps app where you put in an address and it gives you wrong directions

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

If you havent seen twisted metal yet, I highly recommend it

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

I like going to sleep with just the top sheet on just to wake up in the middle of the night shivering then putting on a blanket, it literally feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

So I started watching one piece on my breaks at work, let's see how long it takes me to catch up
Currently on episode 5, 1136 episodes to go

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Me walking into the anime bar: I won't fall in love today!
Seeing bartender dressed as Juri Han, me: never mind!

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

I need tinder but for food places near me

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

@synthkitty Orrrrr let's not do that

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Thats my freakin messiah!

[Chris @IDKjustchris]

Just witness the murder of jellyroll