Idle (Cameron)

27. Single btw 🤓. Average Consumer.
He/Him. 🇧🇸 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈

[reaction media @rottedmedia]

help my pussy’s gone crazy cindy scary movie 2 reaction video meme

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

girl who insists that she's very evil and fucked up despite being very kind and caring

[🪦 @devotecorpse]

nothing brings people together faster than two perverts realizing neither of them is going to judge the other for having the most concerning thoughts imaginable

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

god sends you a witty autistic boy that's kinda mean if you're pure of heart

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

you’re either having sex with me or you’re having sex against me

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[candy perfume girl @iso3el_]

trying to turn a hook up into a relationship

[MOON @sixthstellium]

this is why sasuke is considered one of the og toxic tops; he opened his eyes the second he heard naruto’s name then put sai under a genjutsu for saying his name again but when he saw naruto later he pulled him close, put his mouth to his ear and said he’s gonna kill him. A FREAK

[starr ᢉ𐭩 @coolguy_swag]

me when I’m about to get fucked

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

[Brotex⚡ @Brotexbrotex]

I’m gonna rain dance so his blizzards miss

[ℂ𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠🍺 @PrivVxz]

Siempre es un "eres autista?" Y nunca un "gracias por estar hablándome 2 horas sobre pokemon"

[Lucy @Bowiefobic]

quando o Ryan Murphy decidiu cegar o Blane com um suco batizado para que a humanidade assistisse a batalha épica entre uma lésbica justiceira e um gay safado

[A @cryptdesires]

"you're so cute" ok skip to the part where u say ur not ready for a relationship and then date the girl u talk to after me

[323 @Ggod323]

one of you is going to betray me

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

"1 like isn't a lot" imagine 1 person loving you unconditionally

[girl interrupted 🎀🧸🫧 @keahendricks]

things that don’t mean anything:
- i love you
-meeting their family
-being with them at their lowest
-taking about the future
-calling for hours
-genuine caring about them

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i had feelings i'll replace them with jokes right away

[popsee @qopsee99]

How horny you gotta be to get up and cook breakfast