@monkeycyrus

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[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

wait she's kinda giving Tim Robinson here

[mktoon @mktoon]

This really should not work as well as it does.

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

[Matt Akers @mattakersmusic]

Just what every kid wants, a Regis Philbin material card

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[latke @latkedelrey]

obsessed with the woman that points and says “beans on top”

[JL @JackPLamb]

This is what I would eat for dinner every night if I made 70k

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

BLACK MOLD IN THE ICE BIN!!!

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor this isnt you

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

everybody got the chill pervert in their circle

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Biden core was funny AF 😭😭😭

[Craig @CS11__]

Probably my favourite video i’ve ever seen