Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱

Proud purveyor of a ✡️ Maccabeam (TM) Jewish Space Laser ✡️. My friends call me Petty LaBelle. 🟧

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

“I like porcupines. It shows that God has a sense of humor.”
- Dr. Walter Bishop

[Outage.Report @ReportOutage]

Xfinity is down for many since 03:54 PM EDT (19:54 UTC)
➡️https://t.co/US9D2Hfsn8
RT if it's down for you as well #XfinityDown #XfinityOutage

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@TNBeanCounter @comcast Miami

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@TheTrishcuit @XfinitySupport OK glad I checked here because I was like WTF

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

“I’m a woman who knows what she wants.”
Me, explaining to my nephew that my funeral arrangements must include John Williams’ ‘Imperial March.’

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

Holy crap. It really is.

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

God this is so much better than the recorded version

[Jonah Platt @JonahPlatt]

You cannot colonize a place you are from.

There is no other land to which Jews as a collective are connected. Every Muslim site in the land is literally built on top of a Jewish one.

A state founded by an indigenous people, who either already lived there or were returning from exile, without a mother empire, mostly fleeing as refugees for survival, does not meet the definition of settler colonialism by any stretch of the imagination.

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@VerizonSupport @pmvazquez Seriously? It is down ALL OVER South Florida.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

If your country has freedom of religion, but members of one religion need to pay millions on security just to safely gather, then your country does not have freedom of religion.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

It’s honestly hilarious how the Palestinians have just taken Jewish history, removed the people that lived it and claimed it as their own.

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@BriannaWu I will be your sister. Warning: I have a small fluff of a dog and she will commandeer your lap as soon as you sit down.

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

Sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room and the nice lady at the front desk is calling to verify benefits, I just heard her say “Representative” three times and I finally feel seen.

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@saintdutchess Jesse Plemons is one of the most underrated actors around. I really hope he gets the honors he deserves soon. He’s too good for them to keep ignoring him.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

my roommate said for each 10 likes this post gets or each 1 follower i get today, he'll do all the house chores and cleaning for 1 day. he thinks this won’t go viral... let's prove him wrong please, IM BEGGING YOU 😭😭

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@BalogunAbass12 Amen

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@BriannaWu Regardless of whether either of the first two apply to them, the third always applies - they’re perfectly fine with Jews until we refuse to be murdered, then we are all criminals to them.

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@EYakoby Bet?

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

“You were supposed to cut the OTHER wire.”
-someone at Verizon, probably

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@griffonsec @Verizon Not just the panhandle. I’m way south and I’ve been showing SOS all day

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

Not trying to sound too paranoid or anything but…

[Amy Leitman 🇺🇸 🎗️ 🇮🇱 @IDontDoGiddy]

@DrNeilStone I lived through a pandemic and am still kickin’, I’d call that a pretty major side effect. Actually, that’s more like just an effect.