Amy Rooke

Wood engraving, coffee making, word writing gadabout.

[Amy Rooke @IdRatherBeAtT]

@DrLaurenPadgett Happy birthday mate! Welcome to the 33 club. It's much more physically arduous, but the most emotionally comfortable so far!

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@DrLaurenPadgett So glad you liked it! I could read it every day and not get bored.

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Just spent 10 minutes sat in a bath towel trying to get the cat to smile for an Instagram filter. Am now reassessing my life.

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If they had legs.

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@DannyDutch @Zumester Makes you wonder which one was so bad they turned it around 😂

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I haven't had a ringtone in 15 years, but if I did it would be the Doyle sisters meowing the American national anthem. @GlennonDoyle

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Everyone thinks it's about John Mayer, but it's actually about her favourite mustard.

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@clhubes I've fallen into a deep dive of this woman's Instagram. I don't even have toddlers 😂 Apparently she shared a video comparing non-private schools to lobotomies?! This woman is my new TV show.

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@clhubes This person needs a lesson in correlation and causation. Maybe one is available in their gargantuan maths room? 😂

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@laurenbravo @rabbitinahat Jessica and Elizabeth deserved better.

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@DrLaurenPadgett It's proper, proper beautiful. I could eat it for breakfast.

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@notgwendalupe @xJayne 😂😂😂

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No offence to anyone from #Southport, it's just... not a seaside town, is it?

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@MeanMachineOn4 @Brocklesnitch Okay, nevermind. I've been through the replies and apparently some of us don't say it like this.

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@MeanMachineOn4 @Brocklesnitch I can't think of a single British region that doesn't say it that way, though.

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Happy Bank Holiday Monday from your favourite night time dweller.

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@baronchrisbaron @ElliottBlackwe3 We did this in our house!

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The marriage of the north sea.

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@HelenGradwell Our school merged with the school next door for 6th form and out of both of them I think we only have Zayn Malik.